NOTICE TO SHENNI, CYNTHIA, ETAL
The "shenni"anigans you pull October 23, 2002
Poetry © Jan Haile Clark
are just a lot of bull.
I really find it to be quite crass
to talk about this one's or that one's...
...assets...
...my teeth on edge and my brain on fire.
You would think that they would soon tire
of this foolish behavior.
I feel like a voyeur
just watching you each pitch a fit.
I'm wondering if your houses are built of...
...shittim wood...
...said they might be.
This is no place for a lady like me.
Shenni always says what a lady she is
but I think her brain's turned to fizz.
I am the only "true" lady on this site
and it isn't proper for a lady to fight.
If you are a bully without a heart,
it will be quite easy to tear me apart.
I am a lady, as I said before
but I will be able to make the...
...hormone...
...in agony by my terrible verse
before I'm placed in the hearse.
If my throat you'll quit choking,
I'll tell you I'm just joking.
(Even though we all know it's true
that I'm the LADY not YOU.)